Tag: For days that could not get any worse...
Tag: For when you are ready to sink deep into a hole and raise a white flag...
Tag: For a time when you finally cried after holding in those salty tears for so long...
Grab your laptop and head to the lavatory. Place the burgandy hand towel on the toilet seat and rest your laptop as to not give it a "soggy bottom." Make sure, oh this is a very important component, that you have hung up your new clear shower curtain and have put yourself behind it. Before you do this, however, you should make sure you turn your lights off. You may have to stumble your way back if you have not turned your laptop on to provide light. And if you have done this (turned it on) do that before you get behind the curtain too. Now, here it is your choice on whether you would like to add bath salts, bubbles, etc to your water. Go with how your feeling, you know. So, here we are. Turn the water on, while sitting in the dark bathroom lit by the backlight of your laptop. Fill the tub with water and splash water onto the inside of the curtain. You need to make sure that the majority of the curtain's surface is covered with droplets of water. When the tub is filled to your satisfaction, turn the water off, sit back and wait. What are you waiting for? The backlight will suddenly turn off, just when you have finally realized that the relaxing setting you have created is perfect.
Insert feelings here.
P.S.: If you do not have a latop, tub, and clear shower curtain, I am sorry... please find something else to pull you out of your abyss...
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